Posted on 01/05/2017 8:34:42 PM PST by nickcarraway
Deserves a better look
That’s kinda funny but I would never do that to a poor squirrel.
Squirrel chasing is SERIOUS business at my house!
The price of chocolate is too damn high!
I had something happen to me two days ago that I wouldn’t dare tell anyone who actually knows me.
While biting down on some food during breakfast my 3-tooth bridge fell out (the 3 teeth are the very visible upper center). But since I was able to take a shower, I simply put it aside until I came out of the shower.
When I came out of the shower around 15 mins later the teeth were gone. What I’m sure happened is, a mouse took it and ran off somewhere with it. And I have so much friggin junk in the room that I may not ever find it, assuming the mouse didn’t go through some hole in the wall with it. Obviously he couldn’t have swallowed or eaten it. The little bastard probably just took it someplace and nibbled on it.
I don’t have dental coverage at this time, nor the money to buy a replacement. So, in the meantime, I guess I’ll just have to try very hard to not to smile or laugh while I’m around other people. Pretty GD embarrassing, yet, at the same time, pretty darn funny. Though it would be funnier if it were someone else!
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This is in Toronto. If that happened in certain shops across the bridge from me, say in Oakland or Richmond, those cute little varmits would probably get shot by one of the customers. A lot of younger shoppers in corner stores like that one, will come in wearing their ear phones for the music, or texting on their iphones. They may be taken by surprise, then suddenly feel something furry and rat-like crawling quickly up their pants leg. ::BLAM!!::
Thanks for the grill, man..
Lol!! I thought the same thing myself!
Because just the day before he had climbed up on the bed, while I was in it!, stopped, starred at me for about two secs, then jumped off and ran away.
I kept seeing in my mind an image of him similar to what you posted: him looking up at me smiling...with my teeth in his mouth!
Squirrels don’t have nothing on seagulls when it comes to thievery.
What is “Mr Big”?
Chocolate bar.
What a dilemma. Aren’t we supposed to pray to St. Jude for return of lost/missing items?
It’ll turn up when you least expect it.
Squirrel = tree rat..............
I was in a drugstore one time when a squirrel came in. He was frantic, poor thing, he wanted out. The druggist was trying to shoo him toward the door and back outside. Finally the druggist and a couple police officers got him headed in the right direction and he ran out.
Seagulls are scavengers, but also happily kill smaller birds.
A way exists to get rid of the squirrels. However, posting it publicly will infuriate some. So, PM me and I’ll tell you how. No explosives, no dogs, no guns, no slingshots, shockers, etc. - no mess. Seriously.
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