Posted on 12/20/2016 6:16:57 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist
We’ve turned into the Jerry Springer show.
“Ever since trying to play Five Nights at Freddy’s that’s one place I steer the hell away from...”
You just need to play as the Team Fortress 2 Pyro. Someone did a great YT video about what happens when killer robots meet a pyromaniac.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z5tQH7y508
Chuck E Cheese, just a bit better than Comet Ping Pong. Believe me, I was in CEC 20 years ago and I was nervous since a guy was looking at my girlfriend at the time son. Never been back...
That sounds like what Bush did to Noriega.
There is always a melee when you play whack a mole at CC, right?
I took my little girl a couple times, a sinus headache both times.
Coupons ‘earned’ for lousy prizes. Pizza, meh. No rumbles, but it was a little slice of hell.
The second time she said, “Let’s not come here anymore.”
Mostly lower middle class families eating very bad pizza and drinking sodas while their kids climb through and vomit in multi-level mazes, or play the kind of coin operated game apparati usually found in amusement park arcades. Seemingly infinite streams of paper tickets spew from the machines as the players pump in their quarters. Every half hour or so an animatronic giant rat performs an unintelligible quasi rock and roll number on a stage. After a couple hours the families dutifully line up to have their accumulated tickets counted and use them to acquire small and utterly worthless prizes that even China gave up manufacturing sometime in the 1980’s.
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