It is Inhumane to your fellow Freepers to post such a horrifying photo without an advance public safety warning!
I propose the following: 
(See down thread for my emergency antidote eye bleach.)
Rules!!!!
It is Inhumane to your fellow Freepers to post such a horrifying photo without an advance public safety warning!
In my defense, I could have posted one with a rear view, but decided against it.
It is Inhumane to your fellow Freepers to post such a horrifying photo without an advance public safety warning!
I propose the following:
(See down thread for my emergency antidote eye bleach.)