Here is my example with WFTD.
Atheists object to festooning of the public square for Christmas.
No pushing at the door please!
sorry I’m so late, there was an accident and resulting traffic on the way in.
Wellll, iffen Iwere drivin’ my fes, the grandkids could watch a festoon in the back seat screen. But seein’ as how I’m drivin’ a car ....
Anyway, if a dentist were to implant red and green decorations above your gumline, you could display festooned festoons all year?
The vicious and evil Klintoon
In vain tried to festoon
With slogan and platitude
Her disgusting attitude.
But we know she is just a poltroon.
Serious: “When the Electoral vote is official I shall festoon my house with red, white and blue.”
Not serious: Matt-”Festus, my Christmas gift to you is a spitoon for the office.”
Festus: “A Festoon?”
Drunks festoon the spittoon in a saloon...
"Festooned is what the walls should be with RINOs."
“Festoon” rhymes with “buffoon.” (Sort of)
My extremely extreme liberal stepmother sent me this on Facebook:
http://liberalsociety.com/michael-moores-new-anti-trump-movement-is-breaking-the-internet/
Come Inauguration Day, he’ll festoon the streets with his gang of idiots.
I ask for prayers from the class for a dear girl at work that is now a missing person. No one has seen or heard from her since Saturday night. Had a recent breakup with an out of state boyfriend. Her car and purse and unattended kitties were still at her apartment. We are worried sick about her. Pray for Ashley.