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In the Chappaqua woods, a search for Hillary Clinton
Washington Post (fake news site) ^ | 12-17-16 | Stephanie McCrummen

Posted on 12/17/2016 5:31:49 PM PST by dynachrome

The other day, Carol Meyer and her friend Ellen went walking in the woods of Chappaqua. For all they knew, they might see a coyote or some rare mushrooms or Hillary Clinton.

“I just have a sense — ” said Ellen, putting on her gloves.

“You think so?” said Carol, adjusting her scarf.

A Clinton sighting was hardly unlikely. She and her husband were Chappaqua neighbors who enjoyed an invigorating, mind-clearing tromp in the local nature preserve as much as anyone else. And now, of course, she was back in town. Ellen had already seen her in the woods twice since she lost the presidency, and she wasn’t the only one. Two days after the election, a young woman had spotted Clinton and taken a photo with her that went viral, leading to fake news stories alleging that the whole thing was staged, which was said to prove once again that Hillary Clinton couldn’t do anything that did not strike a false note. But Chappaquaians knew better.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chappaqua; hillary; woods
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The comments are pretty funny.

"I bet they take the tennis balls off her walker."

1 posted on 12/17/2016 5:31:49 PM PST by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

“...that went viral, leading to fake news stories alleging that the whole thing was staged...”

I think the WaPo doesn’t understand the concept


2 posted on 12/17/2016 5:34:25 PM PST by stanne
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To: dynachrome

If you believe Hillary, who can hardly walk without assistance at times, is now out stomping around the hiking trails, you’re truly a Chappaquidiot.


3 posted on 12/17/2016 5:35:27 PM PST by bigbob (We have better coverage than Verizon - Can You Hear Us Now?)
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To: dynachrome

She should be real easy to find once she is behind bars.


4 posted on 12/17/2016 5:38:25 PM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: dynachrome

If this piece was any puffier the hard copies of the paper would float away in to the stratosphere.


5 posted on 12/17/2016 5:38:45 PM PST by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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To: dynachrome
This is how Hillary "gets around" in the woods


6 posted on 12/17/2016 5:40:14 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: dynachrome

Did you read about the woman who was driving and listening to Bill C’s 1008 page autobiography and happened to see him walking. She stopped and told him she was listening to all 1000 and 8 GD pages and he offered to autograph the CD for her.

These people are insane. Just freaking sociopaths.


7 posted on 12/17/2016 5:40:42 PM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: RightGeek

Where can I get me one of those? I could have used it today.


8 posted on 12/17/2016 5:41:11 PM PST by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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To: dynachrome

Don’t witches walk through the woods looking for children to eat?


9 posted on 12/17/2016 5:43:27 PM PST by MuttTheHoople (Yes, Liberals, I question your patriotism)
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To: dynachrome

BaWahahaha. Great comments. Someone called for Cheney to go duck hunting there.


10 posted on 12/17/2016 5:43:40 PM PST by doug from upland (Hillary, get the hell off the stage!)
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To: Nailbiter; BartMan1; Forecaster

These people are mentally ill.


11 posted on 12/17/2016 5:44:05 PM PST by IncPen (I just found out that PIAPS is a reference to the "Pig In A Pants Suit". Ha! #NeverHillary)
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To: dynachrome

Are they allowed to shoot her after they find her?


12 posted on 12/17/2016 5:45:19 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Liberalism is a social disease.)
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To: dynachrome

I’d be afraid that I would run into a bull.


13 posted on 12/17/2016 5:48:38 PM PST by boycott (S)
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To: dynachrome

Easier to find her by looking under piles of dung.


14 posted on 12/17/2016 5:51:38 PM PST by Da Coyote
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To: dynachrome

Strange.


15 posted on 12/17/2016 5:52:00 PM PST by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: dynachrome
Ellen had already seen her in the woods twice since she lost the presidency


16 posted on 12/17/2016 5:55:34 PM PST by workerbee (The President of the United States is public enemy #1)
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To: dynachrome

Should be easy find her using their noses.

Just sniff for the odor of boiled cabbage, urine, and farts. I’m guessing it’s either connected to her fall or simply the fact that she rarely bathes.


17 posted on 12/17/2016 6:02:00 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: dynachrome

LOL...the pity party for the World’s Biggest Crook & Liar shows how lowly the Compost and its “journalists” are

Anyone with any sense of decency would otherwise be ashamed


18 posted on 12/17/2016 6:04:53 PM PST by A_Former_Democrat ("Liberalism is a mental disorder" On FULL Display NOW BOYCOTT PepsiCO Kellogg's)
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To: dynachrome
"The comment section on this story has been closed. You can leave feedback for the Post newsroom by using the form"

Cowards.

19 posted on 12/17/2016 6:10:10 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: RightGeek
Could be, could be, but since you brought it up, "normal" people that hunt can buy modified golf carts to make the trek less tiring.

I'd bet HRC was chauffeured in one or the other, while she was stalking her co-faux selfie prey for yet another chance meeting.

Now that I think about it, Candid Camera set up Harry S Truman one day. He want out for his daily constitutional and was greeted by a woman, then greeted again by the same woman a block later, and again a third time before his detail got suspicious.

CC rushed the woman into a car, then raced a block ahead for each meeting.

20 posted on 12/17/2016 6:13:10 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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