The election was completely stolen from the Democratic nominee - *pause, deep breath* - Bernie Sanders.
(deadpan this to a Hillbot, but locate cover first)
C’mon, Laz. She won the race that neither of them was even running, so it’s only fair to give her the most powerful position on the planet, right? Millions of actively-voting dead people and illegal aliens can’t be wrong.
But since that’s not going to happen, let’s petition for her to become the new leaderess of Venezuela instead. It can be “for the children” or something.
How many Detroit voters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only 50, but certified records indicate that it took 300.
Reference: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/michigan-audit-significant-mismatches-detroit-vote-44152695
Q: How long does it take Bill Clinton to screw in a lightbulb?
A: (wagging finger) “I did not have sex in a lightbulb.”
How many college football players (or liberal art students); Only one but they get 3 credits for it.
How many alcoholics; Only one but the light bulb has to want to change.
I like your version - maybe we can consolidate all the light bulb jokes on the thread.
Q - How many legal citizen voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - You F&$%ing Racist POS! How dare you try to disenfranchise us all!