The Russians hacked Jesse Jackson, Jr.!
The Russians also hacked my Watergate Salad!
I’m sure they have my DMV records too!
I’ve noticed some people ducking behind trees. When I went to find out who it was, there was nobody there.
And then I felt light headed, was walked to my Suburban and collapsed taking a few extra steps to it...
Oh wait, I think I was just channeling someone...
“:^)