Woman Hides Lighter in Roll of Fat, Lights Roll of Toilet Paper on Fire, Smokes Out Holding Cell

WJHG ^ | Dec 08, 2016

[lafroste]

Wow. In her buttocks? Even huge butts don’t usually have jelly rolls. Tummies, sure but bottoms? She must be a real catch.

[Carriage Hill]

[csvset]

In other Okaloosa County news, we have this.

The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office has charged two Pensacola women with armed robbery after they pulled a knife on two individuals early Sunday morning who say they had declined the women’s offer for sex.

The victims say 26-year old Shelly Adair and 26-year old April Garica-Bonilla followed them home from an establishment on Racetrack Road around 3 a.m. They told deputies the pair was soliciting them for sex but they declined.

They say that’s when the two women exited their car. One was armed with a knife and demanded money. The victims handed over two $100 bills and the women fled. OCSO deputies spotted the suspects’ white Chevrolet and made a traffic stop. The victims showed up to positively identify the suspects.

Deputies found two $100 bills in one of the female’s purse and a four inch folding knife in the car’s glove compartment.

[60Gunner]

Ah, the smell of burning Mycobacteria smegmata.

[Charles Henrickson]

She wanted to feel lighter.

[Fresh Wind]

From her mug shot, she doesn’t look fat. She looks like a tweaker.

[FamiliarFace]

She also doesn’t look 37. She has to be at least 20 years older than the report says.

[Fresh Wind]

Meth will do that to you.

[Noumenon]

A fat, angry lesbian, not so odd.

[Noumenon]

Thar she blows! In a manner of speaking.

[Rannug]

A fat lesbian? That’s odd.
Indeed, they’re never fat in the movies.

Are you forgetting the fat a$$ed, crotch grabbing, bltch?

[NorthMountain]

after her girlfriend said Koestler had struck her

Queers are reputed to get in exceptionally nasty 'domestic violence' situations.

[NorthMountain]

Your opinion, sir.