Ha, you're hilariously wrong about me. I have nothing against technology, use it all the time. Do you have a problem with my warning FReepers about potential malware?
And to borrow your phrase ... you may "rest assured" that I won't "have a fit" if I don't find a Bible in the drawer, next time I stay in a hotel. I was simply surprised and pleased to find one in a hip hotel in a far Left city.
I just wanted to point out that there are safer ways to buy applications.
Best wishes.