Beaver can be the downfall of Western Civilization.
“Ward, I think you should have a talk with the Beaver”.
Not the kind of beaver I was hoping to see when I watched the video.
The police showed up and the beaver was heard saying “dammit”.
If I had a dollar for every time my life was ruined by a beaver...
How does that work? A .45 to the head? A 12-step plan? Three months at a spa / rehab center with similarly troubled critters? Does the wildlife rehabilitator take the ornery critters like griz, skunks, and great whites? Is the only person qualified for this job the mayor's brother?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Bill Clinton was on the scene ASAP.
He dove into the situation, exclaiming that he is a beaver authority despite whatever Hillary might have claimed.
Dog bites man story — beavers destroy everything in their path. Beavers are the cause of mankind’s unhappiness. Western civilization is collapsing because of out of control beavers. Beavers = planetary cataclysm.
“The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research ... What does a beaver want?” — Sigmund Freud.
Somewhere I hear a BOB WILLS and the TEXAS PLAYBOYS band playing.
A Beaver ran into the hook when I was Fly fishing ,got him in the teeth ,you couldn’t have straighten that hook any better with a hammer
Was he an Eisbiber?
A buddy of mine is a firefighter. He told the story of he and his crew going to a woman’s house as there were three raccoons inside and trying to get into cubboards and things.
“So we go in and try to get them out the doors we left open. Except they didn’t like that. So now they’re climbing up furniture, up the draperies, knocking lamps over... Running all over and shredding everything in their path with their paws. In hindsight we should have just left the doors open and some fish from the store out on the sidewalk. Oh well - now we know for next time!”