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1 posted on 11/18/2016 6:17:00 AM PST by BenLurkin

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ALWAYS PICK THE BEEF

2 posted on 11/18/2016 6:23:38 AM PST by mabarker1 (Progress- the opposite of congress)

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Uh...the salmon? Duh!

3 posted on 11/18/2016 6:26:12 AM PST by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)

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Never invite Sal Manella to a wedding!

4 posted on 11/18/2016 6:29:38 AM PST by headstamp 2 (Fear is the mind killer.)

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That can put a damper on things.

6 posted on 11/18/2016 6:33:17 AM PST by xp38

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I’m guessing the bride finally lost that extra 3 pounds she’s was shooting for.

“Oh, honey, your dress is ruined. Maybe we can get it cleaned. I’m hoping the Purple Jesus stains come out.”

“Honey, honey! Don’t wipe your mouth with your wedding veil! Let me get you a towel.”

10 posted on 11/18/2016 6:38:04 AM PST by moovova

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I did some research into intentional food poisoning a couple years back. Turns out Alabama is the world epicenter for this stuff. Is there a freeper from near this area, Huntsville, who is familiar with this incident?

12 posted on 11/18/2016 6:43:25 AM PST by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)

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How many weddings were there that day in that small town?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjg-ovFxrLQAhVhhlQKHSAxBF4QFggbMAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theknot.com%2Fus%2Fmartez-cole-and-desiree-harrison-nov-2016&usg=AFQjCNEj02BkufOMIN_68GNT62qsZw_slA&sig2=DhBKpGW1WHTWpbf7DRH42A

14 posted on 11/18/2016 6:54:18 AM PST by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)

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Roadkill Café?

15 posted on 11/18/2016 6:55:37 AM PST by Gman (Anglican Priest. NRA Life Member.)

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Sam 'n Ella's Coffee Shop, eat our food and you're bound to drop!

Then the only thing left to do

Head to the potty and spew, spew, spew!

Sam 'n Ella's!

18 posted on 11/18/2016 7:08:30 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles!)

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Boy that Sal Mineo sure is tough to shake!

20 posted on 11/18/2016 7:32:07 AM PST by Buckeye Battle Cry (Somewhere Jeb weeps.)

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I’ll bet it was the potato salad.

25 posted on 11/18/2016 10:59:52 AM PST by Tax-chick (Proud to be on the enemies list.)

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