Posted on 11/03/2016 6:07:49 AM PDT by Gamecock
“turned into some hilarious fraternity pledge prank.”
Already been done. Only it was two 16 year-old part-time clean-up guys at the local donut shop in 1975. We were the only two guys working the late-afternoons and evenings on weekdays. The girls out on the floor were mean to us, as were some of the biker guys and other assorted punks. So we grabbed a fresh restroom hand towel roll and attached a long piece of thin white rope to it and the punchline was in the raspberry confectioner’s jelly we smeared all over the roll of toweling. Then, we placed it in a very conspicuous spot at the back of the building where all the girls entered on their way in to work. It stayed there for almost a week! Man, we thought we were so hilarious...What seemed even funnier was the fact that none of them bothered to take it down. However, the girls at the Utica Dawn Donuts were all dating real men in their 20s and 30s and they just didn’t care. Nowadays, there would be protest demonstrations, anarchy and chaos in the streets if any kid did that, even if he was the one being bullied in the first place.
Take them all and plug the toilets and drains.
I Peter 4:15 But let none of you suffer as a murderer, a thief, an evildoer, or as a busybody in other people’s matters.
http://www.cgg.org/index.cfm/fuseaction/Audio.details/ID/1021/Whats-So-Bad-About-Busybodies.htm
STOP FEDERAL AID TO ANY SCHOOL WITH TEACHERS SALARIES FOR IDIOCY PROGRAMS
Across many college campuses, and esp. in the bars, there were condom machines in the ladies rooms as well as the mens.
Socialism, making the male students pay for hygiene products they will not use and encourage women to slip into the men’s room when their own supply has run dry.
Also useful for gunshot wounds.
>> Think they are for female to male transgenders, not male to female. The former are still biological females and hence menstruate. <<
This is what’s crazy about it: hormonal treatments are the first stage in transitioning. You don’t menstruate on hormone therapy.
Good Marketing is akways a plus for sales success....
“...So apparently men who think they’re women also think they’re capable of biological functions they don’t possess…...”
Seriously???????????????
You joke but you point might be more realistic than you think. Sadly...
Loggers who still use chainsaws always carry a maxipad or 2, and have more in their truck.
Perfect for an accidental chainsaw cut.
I've used one once for that purpose.
Put them in your shoes to eliminate foot odor and absorb moisture.
Nope, they’ll send their boyfriend or fiance, in to get the stuff. They’ll call it Husband training.
If there are any real men on this campus, those machines in the men’s room will be vandalized.
Nah, they’ll be ripped off the wall first day................
Tampons make good field dressings for ballistic wounds. Stick them in the bullet hole to help staunch the flow of blood.
Smoke em if you’ve got em
I watched the vid Drudge linked to yesterday about getting rid of “toxic” masculinity. The “men” they interviewed were truly frightening.
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That triggered me and I need to hear my favorite Brad Paisley song:
(I’m Still a Guy)
When you see a deer you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnic
And I see a large mouth up under that log
You’re probably thinking that you’re going to change me
In some ways well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up but no matter what
I’m still a guy
When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk, naked girl
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And I’d like to give it a whirl
Well love makes a man do some things he ain’t proud of
And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall
But remember, I’m still a guy
I’ll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
‘Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying, “Yeah girls he’s come a long way”
From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club
And building a fire in a cave
But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well, what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I’m still a guy
I’ll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
‘Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
These days there’s dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can’t grip a tacklebox
With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It’s hip now to be feminized
I don’t highlight my hair
I’ve still got a pair
Yeah honey, I’m still a guy
Oh my eyebrows ain’t plucked
There’s a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I’m still a guy
Why are these items “free” in the first place?
Who says they are free- the cost is hidden in tuition and fees
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