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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar.
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Posted on 10/30/2016 3:19:58 PM PDT by big bad easter bunny

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, "The media is really tearing you apart for that Scandal." Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Being the mastermind of the so-called “Arab Spring” that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the "moderate" terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya? Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? " Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the INSIDER TRADING of the Tyson chicken deal I did where I invested $1,000 and the next year I got $100,000?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean when Bill met with Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, just before my hearing with the FBI to cut a deal?" Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: " You mean the one where my IT guy at Platte River Networks asked Reddit for help to alter emails?" Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean where the former Haitian Senate President accused me and my foundation of asking him for bribes?" Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean that old video of me laughing as I explain how I got the charges against that child rapist dropped by blaming the young girl for liking older men and fantasizing about them. Even though I knew the guy was guilty? Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean that video of me coughing up a giant green lunger into my drinking glass then drinking it back down?" Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean that video of me passing out on the curb and losing my shoe?" Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean when I robbed Bernie Sanders of the Democratic Party Nomination by having the DNC rig the nomination process so that I would win?" Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean how so many people that oppose me have died in mysterious was?" Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "Travel Gate? When seven employees of the White House Travel Office were fired so that friends of Bill and mine could take over the travel business? And when I lied under oath during the investigation by the FBI, the Department of Justice, the White House itself, the General Accounting Office, the House Government Reform and Oversight Committee, and the Whitewater Independent Counsel?" Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "The scandal where, (while I was Secretary if State), the State Department signed off on a deal to sell 20% of the USA's uranium to a Canadian corporation that the Russians bought, netting a $145 million donation from Russia to the Clinton Foundation and a $500,000 speaking gig for Bill from the Russian Investment Bank that set up the corporate buyout?. That scandal?" Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "That time I lied when I said I was under sniper fire when I got off the plane in Bosnia?" Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "That time when after I became the First Lady, I improperly requested a bunch of FBI files so I could look for blackmail material on government insiders?" Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "That time when Bill nominated Zoe Baird as Attorney General, even though we knew she hired illegal immigrants and didn't pay payroll taxes on them?" Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "When I got Nigeria exempted from foreign aid transparency guidelines despite evidence of corruption because they gave Bill a $700,000 in speaking fees?" Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "That time in 2009 when Honduran military forces allied with rightist lawmakers ousted democratically elected President Manuel Zelaya, and I as then-Secretary of State sided with the armed forces and fought global pressure to reinstate him?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware, when Bill left Office?" Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".

Even if only half of these.. no a quarter of these are true, Hillary is an absolute criminal in all senses of the word.


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1 posted on 10/30/2016 3:19:58 PM PDT by big bad easter bunny
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To: big bad easter bunny

Gads and here I thought he was going after the paedophilia allegations of today. Sigh. I never know anything. Hmmm-m-m, now that sounds familiar, right?


2 posted on 10/30/2016 3:23:56 PM PDT by Bodega (ACLU:Unleashed and Unaccountable FBI, aclu.org)
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3 posted on 10/30/2016 3:24:19 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: big bad easter bunny

Ok... so a communist, illegal alien, and Muslim goes into a bar...
And the bartender says....

Oh...... Hello Mr. President.


4 posted on 10/30/2016 3:25:05 PM PDT by Safrguns
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To: big bad easter bunny

A litany of lying, concealment self enrichment and an absence of empathy for all the suffering she as caused. A lack of caring that borders on the sociopathic.


5 posted on 10/30/2016 3:26:07 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: big bad easter bunny
I just couldn't resist. Find and replace is wonderful. Just add a paragraph tag in front of every Trump.

++++

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, "The media is really tearing you apart for that Scandal." Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"

Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"

Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Being the mastermind of the so-called “Arab Spring” that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa?"

Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi?"

Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"

Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the "moderate" terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya?

Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII?"

Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the INSIDER TRADING of the Tyson chicken deal I did where I invested $1,000 and the next year I got $100,000?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean when Bill met with Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, just before my hearing with the FBI to cut a deal?"

Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: " You mean the one where my IT guy at Platte River Networks asked Reddit for help to alter emails?"

Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean where the former Haitian Senate President accused me and my foundation of asking him for bribes?"

Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean that old video of me laughing as I explain how I got the charges against that child rapist dropped by blaming the young girl for liking older men and fantasizing about them. Even though I knew the guy was guilty?

Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean that video of me coughing up a giant green lunger into my drinking glass then drinking it back down?"

Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean that video of me passing out on the curb and losing my shoe?"

Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean when I robbed Bernie Sanders of the Democratic Party Nomination by having the DNC rig the nomination process so that I would win?"

Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean how so many people that oppose me have died in mysterious was?"

Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "Travel Gate? When seven employees of the White House Travel Office were fired so that friends of Bill and mine could take over the travel business? And when I lied under oath during the investigation by the FBI, the Department of Justice, the White House itself, the General Accounting Office, the House Government Reform and Oversight Committee, and the Whitewater Independent Counsel?"

Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "The scandal where, (while I was Secretary if State), the State Department signed off on a deal to sell 20% of the USA's uranium to a Canadian corporation that the Russians bought, netting a $145 million donation from Russia to the Clinton Foundation and a $500,000 speaking gig for Bill from the Russian Investment Bank that set up the corporate buyout?. That scandal?"

Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "That time I lied when I said I was under sniper fire when I got off the plane in Bosnia?"

Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "That time when after I became the First Lady, I improperly requested a bunch of FBI files so I could look for blackmail material on government insiders?"

Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "That time when Bill nominated Zoe Baird as Attorney General, even though we knew she hired illegal immigrants and didn't pay payroll taxes on them?"

Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "When I got Nigeria exempted from foreign aid transparency guidelines despite evidence of corruption because they gave Bill a $700,000 in speaking fees?"

Trump" "No, the other one." Hillary: "That time in 2009 when Honduran military forces allied with rightist lawmakers ousted democratically elected President Manuel Zelaya, and I as then-Secretary of State sided with the armed forces and fought global pressure to reinstate him?"

Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware, when Bill left Office?"

Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".

6 posted on 10/30/2016 3:34:44 PM PDT by InterceptPoint (Ted, you finally endorsed. About time..)
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To: InterceptPoint

PFL


7 posted on 10/30/2016 3:36:00 PM PDT by Batman11
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To: lee martell
A lack of caring that borders on the sociopathic.

Lol, "borders?"!

What else do you need?

8 posted on 10/30/2016 3:38:43 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: InterceptPoint

That is funny. And sad.


9 posted on 10/30/2016 3:39:47 PM PDT by marktwain
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To: big bad easter bunny

nttt


10 posted on 10/30/2016 3:42:43 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: InterceptPoint; big bad easter bunny

No offense, but I like big bad easter bunnys better.


11 posted on 10/30/2016 3:43:13 PM PDT by 867V309 (Lock Her Up)
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To: Safrguns

You left out faggot!


12 posted on 10/30/2016 3:45:26 PM PDT by Rome2000 (SMASH THE CPUSA-SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS-CLOSE ALL MOSQUES)
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To: big bad easter bunny
Vanity on vanities--post and donate to FReepathon

Jim Robinson's plea to end pointless vanities.

13 posted on 10/30/2016 3:46:29 PM PDT by justlurking
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To: big bad easter bunny

Apparently you didn’t preview your post.


14 posted on 10/30/2016 3:51:33 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common any more.)
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To: 867V309; big bad easter bunny
No offense, but I like big bad easter bunnys better.

It was a great post and that big chunk of text certainly get's your attention. It got mine.

15 posted on 10/30/2016 3:56:50 PM PDT by InterceptPoint (Ted, you finally endorsed. About time..)
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To: Safrguns

Add in homosexual.


16 posted on 10/30/2016 3:59:31 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: big bad easter bunny

Great. Amazing to see how long the list is.


17 posted on 10/30/2016 4:28:06 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: big bad easter bunny

Apparently you don’t preview your post or either you don’t care.


18 posted on 10/30/2016 4:34:42 PM PDT by deport
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To: lee martell
A psychopath has no soul.
A sociopath has locked his soul away and lost the key.
It is hard to read Mrs Bill.
Which of those is she?
19 posted on 10/30/2016 4:45:22 PM PDT by arthurus (Hillary's campaign is getting shaky)
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To: Secret Agent Man

>>> Add in homosexual.

Well... I found it too synonymous with one of the 3 others.


20 posted on 10/30/2016 4:57:56 PM PDT by Safrguns
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