[ETL]

The one time I was there I went to a restaurant that had pretty good Italian food. Unfortunately I can't recall the name of the place. In any case, some of the regulars caused a bit of a ruckus when they started arguing with each other. I happened to have had my smartphone out, so I took a photo...

I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you?
I make you laugh? I’m here to F-n amuse you? Whattya you mean
funny? Funny how? How am I funny? What the F is so funny about me?!

[ETL]

Try the veal. It's the best in the city.

[dfwgator]

“It’s perfect for us. A small family place, good food. Everyone minds his business. Perfect. They’ve got an old-fashioned toilet. You know, the box and the chain thing.”