Driver Smashes into Santa Clara Fire Hydrant, Lands Car Inside Pizza Parlor

NBC Bay Area ^ | 10/22

[nickcarraway]

A car collision early Saturday in Santa Clara sent a powerful stream of water shooting several feet into the air.

The crash occurred shortly after 1 a.m. when a driver plowed into a fire hydrant before eventually landing the vehicle inside Stuft Pizza located near the intersection of Homestead and Woodhams Roads, officials said.

Firefighters spent roughly 30 minutes shutting off the water, officials said.

The driver of the vehicle fled the scene on foot before being apprehended near his home several blocks away, officials said.

No one was injured and the Santa Clara Police Department is currently investigating the crash, according to officials.

[Jim W N]

Can I have that pizza with bread sticks?

[ETL]

Bell & James – Livin’ It Up (Friday Night)

Up in the morning at six o’clock
Head for the city
Turn on the music, the radio
Nobody’s hurrying

Day after day
Slaving away, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Punching the time
I’m late again
Sneak in the back way

I count the hours, minutes too
So glad it’s Friday

Jump in my ride
It’s Friday night
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Livin’ it up, livin’ it up
Oh, yeah, Friday night
Livin’ it up, livin’ it up at last
Living it up, livin’ it up
Oh, yeah, Friday night
Livin’ it up, livin’ it up at last

Only on a Friday
Never on a Sunday
Never on a Monday

Same situation every day
Some kind of voodoo
Same complications
Stand in the way
Nowhere to run to

My mind is dreaming
I’m somewhere else
Can’t seem to shake it
I miss the feeling
Having fun
No way to fake it

Jump in my ride
It’s Friday night
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Livin’ it up, livin’ it up
Oh, yeah, Friday night
Livin’ it up, livin’ it up at last
Living it up, livin’ it up
Oh, yeah, Friday night
Livin’ it up, livin’ it up at last

Living it up
Living it up, oh, yeah
Living it up
Living it up at last

Living it up
Living it up, oh, yeah
Living it up
Living it up at last

Livin’ it up, livin’ it up
Oh, yeah, Friday night
Livin’ it up, livin’ it up at last
Living it up, livin’ it up
Oh, yeah, Friday night
Livin’ it up, livin’ it up at last

Living it up, living it up
Oh, yeah, Friday night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zboJdibmOU

[Cicero]

No one was hurt. But were the pizzas damaged?

[ThE_RiPpEr.]

Someone ordered a pizza “with everything”. They got it.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Roll tape!

[real saxophonist]

The Domino's where I worked had a concrete picnic table and benches out front. There was a huge blizzard, something like 4 feet of snow, one of the only times we ever closed for delivery.

But if a customer wanted to risk it, one could come pick something up. The way the snow landed on this table and benches made it look like just a big pile of snow. So this idiot with the big ol' 4X4 thought it would be cute to park his truck on the 'pile of snow'.

He ended up destroying our table and benches, and I think he did some damage to his truck, too. Dumbass.