You’d think the police would know doughnut glaze when they see it.
The jokes write themselves
Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze contains narcotics! Who knew?
In college, my best friend and I would head for the Krispy Kreme store, hoping the Hot Doughnuts sign was on. We would split a dozen donuts and pass a quart of milk between us to wash them down. Manna from Heaven.
good times.
Well it WAS lawful - they're the law, and they did it.
Only communists have a problem with that.
He will win this case; no jury is going to believe that a cop doesn’t recognize donut glaze.
Dang, that close to civil forfeiture!
Well, one giveaway from this... How do we know that previous tests weren't also wrong?
K
I know cops eat powdered donuts to save time on chalking crime scenes but, this takes the cake...
I would watch tv cops dip their finger in some bag of powder then taste it and say if it was cocaine or not.
Police officers are connoisseurs of donuts - See Chief Clancy Wiggins and they should be able to tell which glaze came from what donut and what shop with just a look.
The two hundred pound German shepherd alerted on it.
Damn, I haven’t had a glazed donut in way too many years. Memo to self: get some next time by a donut shop.
The fact that the cops are ruining peoples lives by using a drug test kit that is so often erroneous is the problem... A huge number of people would have been convicted knowing they were innocent simply because they wouldn’t have had the resources to fight the system... a major component of which is a public defender that simply wants to do the easy thing .. cut a deal and send you to jail.. but for a slightly lesser amount of time...