[ETL]

Nonsense! Hillary was the first!

"Since at least 1995, Hillary claimed that her mother named her after Sir Edmund Hillary, the first climber to reach the summit of Mount Everest. Bill even mentioned this anecdote in his autobiography. The only problem, Hillary was born in 1947 and Sir Edmund did complete his historic feat until 1953. Perhaps Hillary’s mother was clairvoyant?"

http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/13/hillary-clintons-credibility-problem/#ixzz4NpyJq6OK

[DUMBGRUNT]

Was that before, or after she tried to enlist in the Marines?

[nickedknack]

When Sir Edmund learned of Her Royal Heinous’ virgin birth, he made a pilgrimage to the manger to witness the miracle of the infant child. He was so moved by the experience that he changed his surname to Hillary.

True story.

[PLMerite]

Who can really say this isn't Hillary:

She is, after all, wearing a sort of pants suit.