Ah yes, so are you so insecure in your celebrated ignorance that all you have is “gay” jokes? My grandkids would be embarrassed to associate with you, and they have pretty low standards.
If you don’t like Apple, fine. Do not ever buy an Apple product. It do not be so arrogant as to presume you have a right to dictate how I chose to spend my income. I have done R&D for 28 years on computers. I know far more about what is happening on that motherboard than you could begin to understand. I know Windows insideout. I chose Apple at home.
I doubt you even know where the power button is on a Mac.
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid cannot. You are unfortunately not fixable