Posted on 10/13/2016 9:02:56 AM PDT by Buckeye Battle Cry
Seeing as the New York Times got punked by a false Trump assault allegation that was little more than the lyrics to a Velvet Underground song, let's have fun and see if we can come up with lyrically based scandals of our own to punk the Old Grey Lady
In the `70s, Trump and I used to rock and roll all night and party every day!
Since Dylan just won the Nobel Prize for literature, let’s start with Lay, Lady, Lay...across my big brass bed.
Of course, at The Donald’s it would be gold, not brass.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
“I once noticed, back in the 70s, that Trump had me in written in his book. He once said to me, ‘You’re number 37, have a look.’”
Trump once ‘shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.’
“Unnamed sources have corroborated that in 1973 Mr. Trump was up to Lexington, 125, with $26 dollars in his hand, feeling sick and dirty (more dead than alive) and waiting for his man.”
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Donald
D-O-N-A-L-D Donald
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He confessed backwards to burying Paul back in the 1960’s.
Doesn’t anybody else remember Hillary saying at the debate on Sunday night that “Trump’s business interests are like an octopus!!””?? HAHAHAHA!! She’s been planning this for a long time!
Afterwards he told his mama that ‘life had just begun. But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away.’
In the 70’s, I lived in Brooklyn where the Trump construction company had an office. I was leaving the appetizing store and Trump stopped me. Thinking I must have been a god, he said, “See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.” I thought the “feel me, touch me” part was a tad odd.
I sat next to him on a plane in the early 2000s. I asked who he thought he was and he said “As heads is tails call me Lucifer.”
Hillary said Trump was stealing her slogan.
Just the other day a contestant came out and told how ‘He starts to shake and cough Just like the old man in That book by Nabokov’
“I once held her in my arms
She said she would always stay
But I was cruel
I treated her like a fool
I threw it all away
Once I had mountains in the palm of my hand
And rivers that ran through every day
I must have been mad
I never knew what I had
Until I threw it all away...”
I remember when Trump fought the law ... and the law won!
I also know a tiny woman named Suzy who went to Trump’s apartment to watch a movie, but then fell asleep and missed her curfew. Her goose was cooked and her reputation was shot. Shame she couldn’t wake up on time.
And there are the hundreds of women to whom Donald doesn’t show any R_E_S_P_E_C_T ...
No scandal but new PIAPS and Trump jingles!
PIAPS / Baroness Harkonnen Jingle
What walks up stairs,
Alone or in pairs,
And makes a screechity sound?
It’s mean, a Holstein, that wants to be Queen!
Everyone knows it’s Hillary.
It’s Hillary, it’s Hillary,
She’s sly, always willing to falsify.
It’s Hillary, it’s Hillary,
She’s sly, always willing to falsify.
The best politician money can buy.
Trump Jingle
Who’s the leader of the GOP
That’s made for you and me?
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
Hey there!, Hi there!, Ho there!
You’re ticked off as is he
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
Donald Trump!
Donald Trump!
He’s going to build a wall
High! High! High! High!
He’s come along to right some wrongs
And totally not PC!
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
Donald Trump wins
Donald Trump wins
He’ll fix things and
He’ll go places
He will make America
Great Again
Who’s the leader of the GOP
That’s made for you and me?
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
Hey there!, Hi there!, Ho there!
You’re ticked off as is he
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
Donald Trump!
Donald Trump!
He’s going to build a wall
High! High! High! High!
He’s come along to right some wrongs
And totally not PC!
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
That wasn’t Trump, that was 0bama.
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