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Chicken Arrested for Crossing Busy Road
Emirates 24/7 ^ | 10/12

Posted on 10/12/2016 11:28:28 AM PDT by nickcarraway

A chicken was arrested after it attempted to cross a busy road.

The feathery bird was desperate to get to the other side of the tarmac in East Marketgait, Dundee, during rush hour but was stopped in its tracks after a motorist reported it to the police.

Officers rushed to the scene as they believed the chicken was "giving passing motorists cause for concern" and captured it.

They then took it back to the station in Tayside, Scotland, and appealed for its owner before contacting the Scottish Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SSPCA).

Taking to Facebook, the police force said: "The SSPCA has been contacted and will be attending to take care of the chicken until the owner is traced. Police are appealing for any information as to why the chicken was crossing the road."


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: chicken; riddle; road

1 posted on 10/12/2016 11:28:28 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

I remember the good old days when a chicken could cross the road freely for any reason whatsoever.


2 posted on 10/12/2016 11:52:12 AM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: nickcarraway

Finally caught that fowl road crosser.


3 posted on 10/12/2016 11:52:17 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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To: nickcarraway

Any word on the suspect’s motive?


4 posted on 10/12/2016 12:05:53 PM PDT by Wolfie
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5 posted on 10/12/2016 12:14:47 PM PDT by Daffynition (*Donald Trump represents the WILL of the PEOPLE.*~ Don King 09.24.16)
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To: nickcarraway

Imagine all the fines the owner will be charged with. I’d have all my chickens in the freezer when the cops came knocking.


6 posted on 10/12/2016 12:27:03 PM PDT by bgill (From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: nickcarraway
You know why the chicken really crossed the road, right?

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To show the armadillo...it could be done.

7 posted on 10/12/2016 12:29:01 PM PDT by Osage Orange (PNA....my butt)
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To: nickcarraway

But why?


8 posted on 10/12/2016 12:48:13 PM PDT by VRW Conspirator (Enforce the Law. Build the Wall.)
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To: nickcarraway
Officers rushed to the scene as they believed the chicken was "giving passing motorists cause for concern" and captured it.

Yeah, shoot to kill our dogs, but capture the chicken and ponder why it was attempting to cross the road. Wish they would put more effort in capturing dogs rather than to shoot them. The chicken was trying to cross the road to escape getting butchered!

9 posted on 10/12/2016 2:29:34 PM PDT by roadcat
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Fry that sucka for crimes against humanity!


10 posted on 10/12/2016 3:04:18 PM PDT by Daffynition (*Donald Trump represents the WILL of the PEOPLE.*~ Don King 09.24.16)
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To: Daffynition

Willie Nelson - On The Road Again

11 posted on 10/12/2016 3:16:42 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance
Hallelujah


12 posted on 10/12/2016 3:44:15 PM PDT by Daffynition (*Donald Trump represents the WILL of the PEOPLE.*~ Don King 09.24.16)
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To: nickcarraway

You people still haven’t figured out why the chicken crossed the road?

Because you didn’t grill it!


13 posted on 10/12/2016 7:39:12 PM PDT by Paleo Pete (Proud to be a redneck deplorable)
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