Posted on 10/07/2016 1:01:46 PM PDT by rickmichaels
Jordan Parkes wants to look just like his idol Kim Kardashian.
Dubbed the ‘male Kim Kardashian’ Parkes, 24, has already spent a whopping $200,000 to look like the reality TV queen. Now, he’s undergoing his third nose job.
“I showed my surgeon photos of Kim Kardashian as she has the perfect nose,” he told the Manchester Evening News. “It’s taken me three nose jobs but hopefully I have what I want now, as the surgeon warned me that it would not be possible to have any more nose surgery.”
But because of his notoriety, Parkes no longer has to spring for the face-altering procedure, receiving huge discounts to help promote the procedures.
That said, the path to a Kardashian-like mug has been a minefield. He once had to have a mystery filler from China removed from his lips and swelling from surgeries lasts a long time.
“My lips are amazing now thanks to cosmetic couture in Manchester; they reduced them for me a few months back. I still have filler, but I no longer self inject, I leave it to the professionals,” the Brit told the newspaper.
“My eyes are sagging a bit and I’m really noticing it in my selfies on Instagram. I cannot wait to see what I look like when I get to Kim’s age of 35.”
Parkes says looking like the big-bottomed beauty is his hobby -- and “passion”.
Like other fans of the first family of reality TV, Parkes said he was rattled by the Paris jewel heist.
“It made me so sad to hear of her being robbed, it is terrifying for anyone to go through whether you are a celebrity or not,” he said. “I have friends it has happened to and God only knows how she is feeling.”
He could lose his toothbrush in those things.
He also better not stick his head out the window of a moving car at highway speeds.
Reminds me of a picture I once saw of a female monkey in estrus.
As a side note, black electrical tape for eyebrows would be easier to remove than black makeup.......just saying.
This level of vapid narcissism is actually heartbreaking. This kid has NOTHING other than celebrity worship to consume him. I can’t imagine the desolation of his internal/spiritual landscape.
Something happened to him as a kid, and it was bad.
narcissistic personality disorder and the obsessive compulsive personality disorder combined causing a self-destructive need for attention
Kim K is a Christian? OK... name one other Christian lady with a sex tape and who is an active part of the illuminati.
She and her family are often pictured attending church, and she and Kanye visited holy sites when they toured Armenia. I’m not vouching for her disgusting behavior, or his, on the celebrity stage. But in answer to your post, she is not a muslim and not a lesbian; and therefore would not qualify as a replacement for huma.
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