Posted on 10/07/2016 1:01:46 PM PDT by rickmichaels
Jordan Parkes wants to look just like his idol Kim Kardashian.
Dubbed the ‘male Kim Kardashian’ Parkes, 24, has already spent a whopping $200,000 to look like the reality TV queen. Now, he’s undergoing his third nose job.
“I showed my surgeon photos of Kim Kardashian as she has the perfect nose,” he told the Manchester Evening News. “It’s taken me three nose jobs but hopefully I have what I want now, as the surgeon warned me that it would not be possible to have any more nose surgery.”
But because of his notoriety, Parkes no longer has to spring for the face-altering procedure, receiving huge discounts to help promote the procedures.
That said, the path to a Kardashian-like mug has been a minefield. He once had to have a mystery filler from China removed from his lips and swelling from surgeries lasts a long time.
“My lips are amazing now thanks to cosmetic couture in Manchester; they reduced them for me a few months back. I still have filler, but I no longer self inject, I leave it to the professionals,” the Brit told the newspaper.
“My eyes are sagging a bit and I’m really noticing it in my selfies on Instagram. I cannot wait to see what I look like when I get to Kim’s age of 35.”
Parkes says looking like the big-bottomed beauty is his hobby -- and “passion”.
Like other fans of the first family of reality TV, Parkes said he was rattled by the Paris jewel heist.
“It made me so sad to hear of her being robbed, it is terrifying for anyone to go through whether you are a celebrity or not,” he said. “I have friends it has happened to and God only knows how she is feeling.”
FAIL...................
Looks just like her.
He would scare kids in Syria................
You realize, of course, that FR has certain inviolable rules. One of them is that after posting pictures that will inevitably result in permanent male sterility, you are REQUIRED to post proper eye-bleach photos. Then you will only be shunned and abused, rather than drawn, quartered and hung.
Get cracking!
Some people need to get a life...just not someone else’s.
*** Looks just like her. ***
I think he stole the lips and eyebrows from my kids’ Mr. Potato Head.
Someone needs to get him into a psychiatric hospital.
I think I’m gonna be sick.
I'd lay odds that there's never been a father in this picture, only a sperm donor.
I would, with a Mack Truck, while shifting gears and never slowing down.
$200,000 to look like he’s sporting Groucho Marx eyebrows and a pair of wax lips.
Where does he get the money for this?
Why are those lips so big? What they hell is up with that????
The NHS is probably so screwed up that they covered it under gender reassignment. Those sorts of things seem to get priority.
I thought he already does that
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! My eyes!
Even funnier than fat blond algore. It will also probly hit the campaign trail for hillary
S too bad...., for the the truck...
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