Set-up a GoFundMe page, I’ll contribute :-)
You know the SF Bay Area is one of the wealthiest areas of the country? Does the nation owe the people there anything other than emergency services should this event happen? You know the sympathy card will be played on behalf of everyone’s favorite city. If Trump is in office do you think he will have the balls to say go help yourself? California is deep blue. What did the Kenyan do for Texas when they had their fires and floods?
Just spewed Diet Mountain Dew all over my monitor! Thanks for the belly laugh!