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To: heterosupremacist

Anyone who thinks a Ouija board is magical and channels spirits is a gullible moron. And Parker Brothers snickers at you.

But tell ya what. If spirits take over your house after a board game, gimme a call. I’ll remove them for the small fee of $499.99.
It really isn’t so much when you consider the good nights sleep you’ll finally get.


3 posted on 09/27/2016 12:13:49 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dogs are man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up....)
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To: DesertRhino

So what causes it to move on its own? I’ve never played.


6 posted on 09/27/2016 12:26:47 PM PDT by floridavoter2
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To: DesertRhino

I agree. A Ouija board is cardboard with weird alpha-numeric characters printed on it and a cheap plastic “pointer” that moves because it’s players/users/whatever are subconsciously maneuvering it according to their own predelections. If that is supposed to be an attraction for the forces of darkness, I’d like to know how. There IS evil in this world, and a lot of it is beyond our mortal understanding. But that it imbues a party gimmick? I doubt it.


9 posted on 09/27/2016 12:33:48 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
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To: DesertRhino

I hope you are not insinuating that priests charge for exorcisms, confessions and blessings. They absolutely do not.


11 posted on 09/27/2016 12:39:59 PM PDT by longfellowsmuse (last of the living nomads)
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To: DesertRhino

“I’ll remove them for the small fee of $499.99”

Ironically, people who charge for this service have an attachment to earthly material things that leaves them vulnerable to have the demonic spirit move into them.


14 posted on 09/27/2016 12:47:39 PM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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