“I’ll remove them for the small fee of $499.99”
Ironically, people who charge for this service have an attachment to earthly material things that leaves them vulnerable to have the demonic spirit move into them.
Baloney. Silliest think I’ve ever heard. But if one jumps info me, I’ll eat some jalapeños. They HATE that.
And by the way, you said you got rid of that poor guy with cancer ghost. What did you do with him? He didn’t deserve to get whacked.