[Bender2]

Hello, my name is Abby Huntsman... and here at Fox News, we stand by our motto "Fair & Balanced"

Over at Fox Sports... we also stand by our analysis and accuracy--

Yet when Bendy shows up, he just lays back... and I am happy to do all the work!

Whoa, Bendy! We never had anything like that... at ABC.

So true, Dandy-- So true... yet Week Four is upon us, campers, and here are my perfect picks--

Thursday Night Feetball TCU North goes all Catholic but gets it wrong as they eat fish a day early--

Sunday regular action has Peytons Oldest Hooves trampling the Jag-offs--

Allegra's Texicans climb out of the graveyard to get back into the win coilumn over her Old Earlers--

Them Godless Deadskins win a close one over the 'Rebuilding Since '64' Brownstains--

I'm pulling a Broadway Joe and calling it for them Jersey Jets over the grounded Seahags--

Old Rex is feeling his oats and most likely, 'Boston Blackie Bell-a-check' will feed him just enough rope to hang him, his brother and the really tired horse they rode in on--

Meanwhile, we interrupt for this message from far far away:

Hey, Professor, you... gonna let Bendy pick those cheating Pats to win?

Let that metal fool think he is right... I have given Rex a secret play to destroy those cheaters for once and forever!

We now return you to our regularly scheduled NFL Live Thread--

How far can Cam's Cittycats fall? Far enough for the Georgia Black Byrds to pull out a win--

Seven's Waiders, wherever in the world she is, visit Crab City and steal all their joy--

Given a choice between pork and Bear meat, I think the Bears will fry up some bacon--

Petyon's Last Hooves cut of the Bucking Ears--

Imp's Red Byrds are down but not down so far they let the Ewes beat them--

The Bolts Ain't going to win--

Bendy? Are you ever going to pick my Bolts to win... to win? If you do, I'll be really appreciative!

You talked me into it you silver... tongued devilette! Chargers win!

My Old Dallas Texans watched last week's game film and stew the Stoolers--

Monday Night the Viqueens' Fat Lady Sings again and gets two sacks on Eli--

And the first LGBT Weekend has big's Packer Wackers showing the Iggles their's--

Upps-- Oh, yes-- Dak and The Boys kick the 9ers... right in their shower soap--

[Bender2]

Help-- Help! I've fallen and I cain't get up to take off all my clothes... until all y'all get those picks in!

[ecomcon]

Look! Shiny things..

Anyone still watching NFL is a chump.

[onona]

Good luck with that Bendy :)

[detective]

Do you have the results from last weeks picks?

[faucetman]

I am boycotting the NFL AND this thread.

[darkangel82]

Fins beat Orange& Black as the leaves change in Ohio
Colts in Merry Old England
Old Houston over New Houston, if Mariota plays well
Browns if they can keep it together
Jets fly high, Seattle flies higher. Seahawks
Pats, with Edelman at QB for the first time since Kent
Da Raidahs over the purple crows
Carolina as Silver& Black goes 2-0
Da Bears
Denver
Bolts
Cards win the Battle of Old St. Louie
KC because the Steelers are just the Pitts
Pack in a close one
Giants
Dallas in a rematch of those old NFC Champ games

[bgill]

What a NFL?

[nuke rocketeer]

You’re still watching the NFL? I gave up on them three years ago when the PC BS they promote became intolerable. They’d rather cater to the queers, feminazis and commies than to real Americans.

[Alas Babylon!]

Hey, Bender, I'd like to play!

Here's my icon:

And here's my picks, highlighted in yellow:

[detective]

Bengals beat Dolphins

Jaguars beat Colts
Texans beat Titans
Redskins beat Browns
Seahawks beat Jets
Patriots beat Bills
Falcons beat Panthers
Ravens beat Raiders
Lions beat Bears
Broncos beat Buccaneers
Cardinals beat Rams
Chargers beat Saints
Cowboys beat 49ers
Steelers beat Chiefs
Vikings beat Giants

[Rummyfan]

Last week's azz-kicking has got me questioning whether or not I actually know anything about this league. I guess the conclusion is - I don't! Gives me more freedom in making my picks.... So, like a fool returning to his folly, here we go!

NFL Week Four

Thursday, Sept. 29
8:25 p.m. ET Dolphins at Bengals. The Dolphins got in the win column last week against the no-luck Browns. While the Bungles have struggled, there's nothing for a team's fortunes like having the Phish come to town. Bengals.

Sunday, Oct. 2

9:30 a.m. ET Colts at Jaguars. The Jags are better than last year but that still hasn't translated to a win. The Colts... I don't know, but I think Andrew Luck will come up with enough for a win in London-town. Colts!

1 p.m. ET Titans at Texans. JJ Watt - OUT! Too bad. On the positive side, it's just the Titans. Texans.

1 p.m. ET Browns at Redskins 'Skins surprised me - and a lot of other people! - last week in New York, and basically saved their season. And now they are rewarded with the Brownies coming to visit. Redskins.

1 p.m. ET Seahawks at Jets Seahawks - Home are a different team from Seahawks - Road. But c'mon... it's only the Jets. Even with a less-than-one-hundred-per-cent Russell Wilson. Seahawks.

1 p.m. ET Bills at Patriots Pats at home against an AFC East division opponent? Last time they lost in that situation was ....2006??? I don't know who is playing QB for New England, and frankly I don't care and don't think it matters. Patriots.

1 p.m. ET Panthers at Falcons After stumbling in Week 1, the Falcons are suddenly looking pretty good. And the Panthers? Losing at home - convincingly! - to the Vikings?! Even though on the road, I don't think Cam is gonna lose two in a row. Panthers.

1 p.m. ET Raiders at Ravens Ravens have been 'just-good-enough' each of the first three weeks to win and are 3 - 0. The Raiders - your 2016 playoff bound Raiders! - now visit. Despite the early start time for Oakland, they come through. Better D than either Cleveland or Jacksonville, and also some big weapons on O. Raiders.

1 p.m. ET Lions at Bears Lions showed something last week, almost pulling off the big comeback against the Packers. This week they won't need such a comeback.... they'll put the Bears away easily. Lions.

4:05 p.m. ET Broncos at Buccaneers The Broncos will put the Buckos away easily. Broncos.

4:25 p.m. ET Rams at Cardinals Two teams for which 'consistency' seems to be an unknown concept. Cardinals got waxed by the Bills, Rams lost to the Bucs. But .... in Bruce Arians and Carson Palmer I trust! Cardinals!

4:25 p.m. ET Saints at Chargers Hmm hmm hmm....Saints keep finding ways to lose. Maybe this week they'll get it right against the Bolts. Saints.

4:25 p.m. ET Cowboys at 49ers No way I'm taking the Niners! Plus, Dak Prescott just keeps getting better. Cowboys!

8:30 p.m. ET Chiefs at Steelers The Men-of-Steel will rebound from that horrible loss to their cross-state rivals last week. Steelers.

Monday, Oct. 3

8:30 p.m. ET Giants at Vikings Giants hopefully learned something last week. Giants!

[dfwgator]

Looks like we are beginning to witness the quick decline of Cam Newton.