Boys, I'm taking a little down time to stir my cauldron and dust off my broom.
So it's time again for you boys to take over and help me run out the clock! Take to your wings -- MadCow, UpChuck Todd, Chris Chinchilla and the rest of you Golden Sacks sycophants at NBC, ABC, NY Slimes, and the Washington Compost. Do the dirty work you are so famous for.
Lie, deceive, and make up stories about Donald Trump! Smear him with your deplorable journalism!
Fly monkeys, fly!
And if you won't do my bidding, no problem. I'll send my gentle persuaders from Arkansas to contact you. You know, the guys I had climb the roof of the Equadorian embassy in London to inspect it for water leakage. They even helped Comrade Bernie find a peaceful and quiet mountain lodge for he and his wife to retire to.
These kind men from Arkansas will appear before you at a time you least suspect. They will give you a casual, friendly reminder. And they will seek out and befriend your family cat, and your little dog too!
