I was joking. You write like a douche.
Now I am sure you are a retired engineer. Only a retired nerd would react the way you did.
ado about next to nothing.
If someone is hooking their headphone to an apple to listen to “good quality” music, they are an idiot at the start.
It is an OK system, and it puts up with a lot of crap. But, wearing wireless headphones that crap out two miles from home because they were not charged will piss me off.
Somehow, it seems more immature and insulting than "funny". You see, Jr; when someone is being sarcastic, you would follow up with a < sarcasm> flag. No, you go on to call me a "douche" when I simply point out, for all the world to see what an ignorant, posed and bully you are. The thing to learn from this encounter, Lt, is that there are far smarter and more intelligently gifted individuals around than you. And it's a very simple thing for us, to humiliate someone who is not intelligent nor possessing the integrity to learn anything about a topic he chooses to insult.
Think of this as a learning opportunity; I highly suspect this is your first such lesson.
For what it's worth, I work with much higher rank professionals than you on a daily basis. You are the level of professional they mock; I understand why the Lt COLs and COLs snicker now.