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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 08/12/2016 6:05:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Impressive Chinese Dive
Why is that pool green?
It could be algae. Or maybe
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- Stealth marketing for new Olympic sponsor, Midori
- Pool always loved the Chicago Rivers St. Patricks Day shtick
- Secret chemical that turns pee green + Russians panic-dumping samples before surprise WADA inspection
- Many people are saying that Donald Trumps pool cleaning service is not everything the ads promise
- Synchronized divers microbiomes went a little rogue after that one jump, if you know what we mean
- GFP GMOs
- Water actually gold but shows up as green on new-fangled color TVs*
- A tale of eldritch horror from the benthic depths
- Blood-colored feels a little too on-the-nose
- U jelly?
- Caipirinha-flavored Soylent
- Brazilian pride. (The racing pool is yellow)
- Everything is fine
Message to Mr. Trump (why I climbed your tower)
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Queen of Memes
The comments at YouTube are even funnier
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All About Blue Balls
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Wait.....this can't be right....
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; olympics; silliness; trumptower
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To: Lucky9teen
It's parents night!
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posted on
08/12/2016 10:40:01 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: folkquest; T-Bone Texan
I read ‘em every chance I get!
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posted on
08/12/2016 11:16:16 AM PDT
by
Jay Thomas
(If not for my faith in Christ, I would despair.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/12/2016 11:21:36 AM PDT
by
Delta 21
(Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
To: Colonial35
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posted on
08/12/2016 11:22:31 AM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: T-Bone Texan
I reach for the stars but sometimes fall short! I actually enjoy your witty and thoughtful remarks! Keep up the good work!
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posted on
08/12/2016 11:58:40 AM PDT
by
folkquest
(I plan on being cranky for the next 4 years. Hope to crack a political smile at the midterms! :-()
To: P.O.E.
The number one rock song amongst Scottish farmers is “Hey, McCloud!!! Get off of my ewe!”
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posted on
08/12/2016 12:27:36 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Lies are born the moment someone thinks the truth is dangerous.)
To: P.O.E.
Mel Famey: Took me 3 tries, but i did finally get it. Bravo!
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posted on
08/12/2016 1:21:24 PM PDT
by
Thom Pain
(If you like your country you can keep it. Period. REPEAL 17 !!)
To: Liberty Valance
That was driving me crazy. I mean, I know it’s stressful to watch your daughter perform, but really? Why go, if it gives you that much anxiety. Jeesh.
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posted on
08/12/2016 1:50:11 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: Colonial35
#4 Friday Favorite Funny!!!!
To: JRios1968
#17. Now I know what LAZ looks like. Sleek and smoking. Hope he can swim.
To: Lucky9teen
Re the photo of the guy on the surfboard in the garbage dump known as the Bay of Rio.
Obama gave the communist leader of Brazil, Lulu (Not the British singer), a $2 Billion loan for oil development. Couldn’t Lulu or present Brazilian Marxist terrorist leader Rousseff have bought a couple trash skimmers to clean up the bay before the Olympics?
Perfect example of how three Marxist leaders are complete failures when it comes to helping the “people”.
To: Lucky9teen
The olympic side stories write their own jokes.
Do not expect money from the Clinton Foundation to buy bleach to clean the pool.
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posted on
08/12/2016 4:36:22 PM PDT
by
Biggirl
("One Lord, one faith, one baptism" - Ephesians 4:5)
To: Biggirl
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posted on
08/12/2016 4:38:12 PM PDT
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Biggirl
("One Lord, one faith, one baptism" - Ephesians 4:5)
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