Posted on 08/09/2016 11:07:35 AM PDT by Enterprise
Tastes like chicken!
I worked with juvies. The bouncer is right. It's a breeze breaking up boys but don't you dare get in the middle of a girl fight.
Looks like she's going to have to change her Criminal Justice major after this incident.
You’re supposed to eat an ear of corn, not an ear of cop.
Women shouldn’t be cops on patrol. Ridiculous.
Looks pretty guilty to me.
Might have been drawn to girls like that when younger, but I avoid them like the plague now.
Hi Do HO’!
Maybe she could have a career as a CIA interrogator.
The line I noted occurred at the time Tyson was coming off his boxing suspension for the bite. People were complaining about Tyson coming back.
LOL- double bump!
Wait, wait — don’t tell me! UMass?
OK, that’s funny right there! LOL
Maybe the perp identifies as Mike Tyson?
Trashy Women
-Confederate Railroad
Well, I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild
Mom and dad had a plan for me, it was debutantes and, ah, symphonies
But I like my music, how I like my women wild.
Yeah, and I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick and, ah, too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
And I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
You should have seen the looks on the faces of my dad and mom
When I showed up at the door with my date for the senior prom
They said, “Well, pardon us, son, she ain’t no kid!
That’s a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Pardon wig!”
I said, “I know it, Dad. Ain’t she cool! That’s the kind I dig!”
Yeah, and I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick and, ah, too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
And I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
I like ‘em sweet, I like ‘em with a heart of gold
Yeah, and I like ‘em brassy, I like ‘em brazen and bold
Well, they say that opposites attract, well I don’t agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
Yeah, and I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick and, ah, too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
And I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
Yeah, I like my women and I like ‘em on the trashy side!
Is that you, Sue?
Was either one of them named Sue?
She going to get an express lane education on what happens to those who injure police in jail.
Did you walk away with a different point of view?
She really put the “bite” on the policewoman.
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