[Gaffer]

Is that the dress where she’s wearing a turned-down blanket as a dress?

[MayflowerMadam]

WTF is that getup on that cow? Men never should go strapless; doesn’t he/she know that?

Envision a side-by-side photo with Melania in that dress and then ask yourself, “Who wore it better?”

[ronniesgal]

she looks like she is peeking out of a sleeping bag.
SMH.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

First thing I thought of as well . . . alarm clock rings and she is told she must get out of bed and go greet the dignitary, so she wraps herself up in her blanket and a maid staples it closed . . . voila! Moochelle in a blanket (pig in a blanket).

[dforest]

She/He is getting fat and looks terrible.

Maybe they meant “sow” instead of “wow”.