[Dirt for sale]

Because the pink has nothing at all to do with the stink, though it is only an inch and a half away... These folks are pro-stink, and have no right to sully the pink by claiming it as their own.

[Gargantua]

Reminds me of a poem I wrote once. It was an appeal to two FReepers, both Christians, who were saying some un-Christian things in an argument over gay-ness (as we are all mayhaps wont to do at times). But it seems to fit here:

Flung Dung Poop Storm
© 2011 by Gargantua

How badly a hole stinks when filled with dung,
and with those to whom dung is most fun when flung.

For what shall it profit a smelly stinky bum,
when all of his very best dung has been flung?

Yea, thee, I prithee, just what limp-wristed sissy,
would it take to make a flung dung poop storm wane...

...when those whom hath flungeth lived in holes quite so dungeth,
yet ever did fealty to His Name yet feign?