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Dear Kurt, What Should I Do? I Think My Cat Is Racist
Townhall.com ^ | July 14, 2016 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 07/14/2016 4:50:48 AM PDT by Kaslin

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1 posted on 07/14/2016 4:50:48 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Star Trek is a socialist paradise where everyone works for the good of others and believe in peace above all things.

But for some reason, they lock up the weapons. You would think that guns would be lying out on the coffee table in this world.

Our current world allows guns just strewn about your apartment. I can only assume that things in the Roddenbury world are just full of violent outbursts.


2 posted on 07/14/2016 4:57:34 AM PDT by Celerity
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To: Celerity
So many low hanging fruits, and so few haikus. Here, let me fix that:

It's propaganda
Intended to spur interest
In humping green chicks

Many leftist memes
Pushed in the Star Trek franchise
Gene was a commie

I'm a cis planet
That how I identify
No, not uranus

3 posted on 07/14/2016 5:19:41 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: T-Bone Texan
Your silly degree
Does not improve job prospects
Get on that pole, girl!

4 posted on 07/14/2016 5:21:08 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: T-Bone Texan
Yes, I'm cis-Klingon
And I'm circling Uranus
Sulu, why pants down?

5 posted on 07/14/2016 5:23:38 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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6 posted on 07/14/2016 5:24:04 AM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Kaslin
Hilarious.

And for the record, I like the Ferengi.

7 posted on 07/14/2016 5:28:28 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: T-Bone Texan
Marxist Dance Studies?
All I can say about that:
Froth my milk, loser!

8 posted on 07/14/2016 5:28:31 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: KC_Conspirator

I always dug them, too. Unashamedly Capitalist and sexist, and whenever I feel the need for an elbow to my ribs from the fetching Ms. Wheelman all I have to say is: “Ah, a clothed female. How entrancing!”


9 posted on 07/14/2016 5:41:12 AM PDT by Wheelman81
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To: Travis McGee

Tea Party also took baths and had jobs ... unlike that other celebrated progressive bowel movement....


10 posted on 07/14/2016 5:42:10 AM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Kaslin
Reject every twisted belief you have been misled into embracing and then date a former Marine.

There are no "former" Marines.

She has issues to be resolved before she should try to attract a Marine. They deserve better.
11 posted on 07/14/2016 6:02:17 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There's no salvation in politics.)
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I had a racist dog. Absolutely went nuts whenever any black people were around.


12 posted on 07/14/2016 6:05:17 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice
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To: Travis McGee

Marking.


13 posted on 07/14/2016 6:05:39 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty.)
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To: Kaslin

Dear Kurt: I am a 48 year-old progressive, unionized fifth grade teacher who lives alone with her three beloved and diverse kitties, Fluffums, Ticklebunny and Hillary. Lately, I think Ticklebunny, whose coat is a creamy white, has been microaggressing Fluffums, whose coat is a rich ebony. I think Ticklebunny may be racist. Also, every night when I come home with a single serving Trader Joe’s entrée and a bottle of Charles Shaw chardonnay, Hillary is sitting on my computer keyboard and the browser history has been erased. What should I do? Signed, Cat Lives Matter

Bawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa CAT LIVES MATTER!!!!
One thing satan can’t handle is mocking.


14 posted on 07/14/2016 6:51:06 AM PDT by Cats Pajamas (Any time now Hillary will be bring out the rent-a-dogs and grandbabies for sympathy!)
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15 posted on 07/14/2016 6:52:55 AM PDT by SkyDancer ("They Say That Nobody's Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
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To: Travis T. OJustice

My neighbor, Carol, since moved told me once when they lived in Mississippi that their Huskie would lose his dog mind whenever he saw any black folks.


16 posted on 07/14/2016 6:53:49 AM PDT by Cats Pajamas (Any time now Hillary will be bring out the rent-a-dogs and grandbabies for sympathy!)
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To: KC_Conspirator

Indeed, in DS9, Armin Shimerman as Quark developed sympathetic aspects and had some admirable moments. Nevertheless, although DS9 was the grittiest and most realistic of the Star Trek shows, even it shied away from anything that suggested a critique of the implicit naive socialism that animated Star Trek’s vision. The show runners no doubt knew that their essential audience of teen age and up boys did not want to see any tampering with the show’s formula of hot chicks, adventuring in space, and an eternal single life with no need to get a real job and take up the joys and burdens of marriage and raising kids.


17 posted on 07/14/2016 6:56:06 AM PDT by Rockingham
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DS9 was one of my favorites too. Covered topics about economics, religion, etc., that were ongoing on the station.


18 posted on 07/14/2016 7:52:39 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: Dr. Sivana
There are no "former" Marines.

Like Lee Oswald and Charles Whitman?

19 posted on 07/14/2016 8:02:38 AM PDT by PAR35
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To: Travis T. OJustice
I had a racist dog. Absolutely went nuts whenever any black people were around.

I've got a large pit bull that's the same way. I've got signs up warning trespassers. UPS just honkeys the horn. < /pun>. None of that BLM crap in my current rural area, we all have guns.

20 posted on 07/14/2016 8:02:51 AM PDT by WhirlwindAttack ( Paging Claire Wolf to the white courtesy phone: "It's Time".)
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