[MV=PY]

Neat. I’m thirsty, not dirty. (WC Fields)

[disndat]

Then use the same method with the recipe.

Anyone ever use a veg-o-matic?

[mylife]

Water? Never touch the stuff...fish fornicate in it.

WC

[KC Burke]

I work with a Dutch fellow in the 70s. We would go to lunch and the waitress would ask, “water?” and he would say, “No, vodka, I washed before I sat.”