I’ve been busy since 1994 AWB. Much much busier after its expiration after 2004. I don’t need any more guns, or ammo for that matter. Come and effing get them.
https://www.scribd.com/doc/8177409/101-Ways-to-Kill-People
1)Suffocation
2)Hanging
3)Paper Cuts Everywhere
4)Shoot them in the head
5)Cut Limbs off slowly
6)Do the Volcano experiment inside them
7)Rusty spoons through liver
8)Paper cut them, then make then take a dip in vinegar
9)Give them one paper cut, then throw them in a pool full of hungry piranhas
10)Make them walk into a building full of Jews and yell ‘Hail Hitler!’
11) Cut their head off (hardly any cleaning up later)
12)Mummify them, alive
13)Deprive them of sleep
14)Cover them in meat sauce and throw them in a cage with an starved tiger
15)Gouge their eyes out with spoons
16)Stick a metal pole through their head
17)Make them walk on burning hot coal
18)Bury them alive
19)Death by cheese grater
20)Throw them in front of a bus (or a really heavy moving object)
21)Make them drink fly spray
22)Make them drink, drink concentrate
23)Make them drink wet cement
24)Make them climb an electrocuted barbed wire fence
25)Wrap them in barbed wire and throw them around
26)Operate on them. Cut out their stomach (careful not to kill them) and makethem eat lots of food
27)Do the whole Sweeny Todd thing, and turn them into meat pies
28)Make them think their in a horror movie and kill them in the end
29)Plant bamboo shoots in their stomachs
30)Feed them tons of ice cream (death by brain freeze)
31)Flash freeze them
32)Fiddle with their iPod when they’re not looking, making the volume really really loud
33)Give them an umbrella and tell them to be Mary Poppins on top of a ten storey building
34)Get them to pose for a photo and drop a pillar on them
35)Genetically modify a Venus fly trap so it grows really big and put them in aroom with it
36)Make them walk into a bee farm without a suit
37)Force feed them McDonalds
38)Tie ropes to their arms and legs, tie the other ends to two jet planes, and fly the jet planes in opposite directions.
39)Death by faulty acupuncture
40)Turn back time and give them a ticket to Titanic
41)Paint their whole body so the paint seals and they can’t breathe
[James Bond, "Goldfinger"]
42)Give them an eyeball piercing
“...gun control supporters’ perennial boast that gun ownership is declining.”
When what is happening is that fewer gun owners are answering questions about their guns posed by anonymous callers whose motives are uncertain.
Googled this paradox; one HuffPo columnist huffed, “How dare they not answer truthfully! That’s being socially irresponsible, but what do you expect from a bunch of OFWG racist bigots!!?”
Picked up a Glock 19 just yesterday.