It'll keep the Musloids out, too...
What bunch of killjoy liberal pussies. What, are they going to stick to celery and kale?
Why don’t liberals just get it over with and outlaw fun of any sort? They obviously cannot stand seeing anyone be happy, because they themselves are just festering blobs of misery.
Fresh weeds and dirt will probably meet the nutritional standards, but probably won’t be as popular as ice cream.
Swimming uses up calories - nothing wrong with feeding a healthy and active body some good tasting calories once in a while...when I was a kid, we stayed healthy and trim via such activities and ate a lot of between meal junk food while we were at it.
Boulder
20 square miles surrounded by reality.
The commie lib politicians want you to live your life they way THEY want you to. You must do want the party instructs you to do.
it’s the Peoples Republik of Boulderstahn
But, you can puff all the weed you want legally. Just find a script doc and go to the dispensary.
Weed = good
sugar = bad
No Ice Cream, but you can buy dope legally down the street!
Kids can be very clever when it comes to getting their treats. I’ve seen them work around Lunch Room and Cafeteria
rules about what foods are ‘appropriate’ for you to eat. They will play on the sympathies of certain adults who don’t agree with the new rules.
Watch and see that somebody’s favorite Grandpa or Aunt might
just so happen to have a truck full of Jamba Juices and Orange Cream-Cicles they ‘forgot’ were there all stored in a box with dry ice.
A lot of Boulder has the munchies by 12 pm. This won’t last long.
5.56mm
what a friggin country we’re living in....
Ah, the Nanny State.
What I can’t really imagine is why ANYONE, including liberals, would want to live in the world they’re forcing upon us. Fun? NO! Freedom?! HELL, NO!
Ice cream... BAD! Men in girl’s bathrooms? GOOD! Guns? Really, really bad! Terrorists? Welcome! Come on in!
Leftists are a danger to our society and our world. Perhaps even the biggest danger. They should never be allowed to have power at any level over ANYTHING.
Have they stopped selling Baby Ruth Bars?
Don’t want one dropped in the Pool by mistake.
DO THOSE WHO VOTED TO BAN ICE CREAM STILL HAVE THEIR TEETH? IF THOSE WHO VOTED TO BAN ICE CREAM STILL HAVE THEIR TEETH-WHY DO THEY STILL HAVE THEIR TEETH?
Everyone likes some ice cream after they smoke a little weed.
Liberals: the 21st century’s Puritans — minus the religion.
... from my cold, sticky hands.