My fantasy meeting.
Lynch: She will be indicted on several counts of violations of national security laws and regulations and bribery while SOS and since on charges around laundering bribes through the foundation and numerous federal laws regarding operating a charitable foundation.
Slick Willie: (brushing back a fake tear) That’s very unfortunate. She’s such a patriot. I’ll help her though the crisis of course even if you have to send her to prison.
Lynch: You have always been so considerate of her. I remember how you supported her candidacy for the senate,e after you made me a US attorney. I’ll never forget it. That’s why I am paying you a courtesy visit.
There is one problem and it involves you and the foundation. We can’t separate you from the charges against her. And now there are three Chinese businessmen who support Trump who will come out in two days and testify you sold them missile guidance technology and cray supercomputers so that you could equalize the power between us and China. China now has 300 nuclear warheads which they can deliver to the western US. They call getting past our shields, the Clinton Maneuver. Trey Gowdy has this information and is announcing an investigations and Trump will have the three behind him in his speech from in front of my office Friday. He’s going to call it treason.
Obama is refusing to do cross-the-board pardons like you did with the PR terrorists and some of your campaign contributors. I know your health is bad and you shouldn’t have to die in prison. I can get you a deal for no prison, you just have to make a public admission on Fox News and the Rush Limbaugh show. It will effect your legacy, but keep you from a cell.
106 degrees in Phoenix. Meet on a plane? How does the ac work when the plane is parked?