What Democrats think this sit-in looks like vs. what this sit-in actually is
Posted on 06/24/2016 7:29:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
What Democrats think this sit-in looks like vs. what this sit-in actually is
“Looks like I picked a bad week to give up helium.”
Man. You must be ugly if you’re date is blind and she still uses “Mom Are You OK” on you!
There’s something Silliness going on at our property here in Bugtussle, Ohio.
When we first moved in here about 6 years ago, Bryan, my spouse, saw a very
tiny baby hedgehog running right toward him, so he “made himself big” and
charged the cute little thing that was probably trying to protect his mama,
just a few feet away.
But Bryan’s ploy didn’t work, and he ended up getting out of the cute little
pup’s way and letting the family take up residence in our huge, forested back
(and front) yard.
Years have passed, and the little guy doesn’t threaten Bryan at all, probably
so he doesn’t make me LMAO when Bryan runs away.
And finally, he made an entrance today by waiting til I looked out the kitchen
window, and paraded his now 6-year-old chubby little body in front of the corn
stalks. We love him, truly.
Take care of yourself, dear. Bronchitis is nothing to sneeze at
Uggh...I’m in the Hospital .... Today is not a good day. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven’t done in over 10 yrs. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow but then we went a little faster and before I knew it we were going as fast as the horse could go! I couldn’t take the pace and fell off but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn’t stop! It just kept going around and around in a circle.Thank goodness the store manager at Toys R Us came out and unplugged the machine.
I just dug this out of my archives. It’s an oldie, but a lot of the characters are still around.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?...Here’s how they answered:
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The Chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure, right from Day 1, that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me.......
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why she crossed I’ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was GAY! Can’t you people see the plain truth?! That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like ‘the other side.’ That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told Us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but Will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cr a...# @ & & ^ ( C % .........reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did NOT cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens
Get well soon Lucky!
*hugs*
BTTT
“Forgive me for the limited silliness here...I’m still under the weather (bronchitis)”
I’m down with it too, no fun. Drink lots of water, get lots of rest. I’m taking Mucinex. Take care.
That did make me literally laugh out loud even though I’m by myself. That doesn’t happen often and I can’t stop watching! Bwahahahaha.
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