[Lazamataz]

If I was flying all alone in a Delta airliner, I’d have tried to start an orgy with the hot stewardesses.

[rdcbn]

You have obviously not flown Delta in about 30 years.

BTW, this happened to me once on a Southwest flight at the kick off of the invasion of Iraq in Operation Desert Storm.

Only passenger on an empty flight . Everyone else cancelled due to terrorism concerns

And yes, the Stews were very attractive on that flight

[mad_as_he$$]

Aren’t they all mostly gay now?

[MayflowerMadam]

My gosh! Have ya SEEN a “hot stewardess” in the last 30 years? They’re “attendants” now, and either post-menopausal or homosexual.

[Yo-Yo]

If I was flying all alone in a Delta airliner, I’d have tried to start an orgy with the hot stewardesses.

I'm sure the cabin crew would have been eager to oblige.

[pgkdan]

I’d have tried to start an orgy with the hot stewardesses.

I fly fairly often for business and I can tell you that 'hot stewardesses' are a relic from the past. Sadly, an extinct species. They've largely been replaced by mostly gay men.

[Bratch]

Laz in action:

[bk1000]

“hot stewardesses.”

Haven’t flown in a while, have you?

[day10]

So you have hit them all, then?

[PhiloBedo]

Apparently you haven’t flown on US airlines in a while. Most Flight Attendants are homo guys or old women. Yes, there’s the occasional young, hot thing, but they are usually on the feeders and get burned out quickly.

[JimRed]

...I’d have tried to start an orgy with the hot stewardesses.

Hey you sexist, they're FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, and about a quarter of them are male homosexuals! Get with it!

[Yaelle]

"We are so up for it, Laz."

"Did someone say orgy???"

"I offer a whole variety of snacking experiences, Laz! Come, big guy, and fly our friendly skies!"