[TomGuy]

Then who/what has been abducting people for centuries, taking them to the big one in the sky, probing, tickling, inpregnating them, etc.?

[MUDDOG]

Leprechauns.

[edh]

“Then who/what has been abducting people for centuries ... probing, tickling, inpregnating them, etc.?”

That’s easy. William Jefferson Clinton.

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