***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Hillary Clinton Remix

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Wait......what?

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Creepy Dr. Phil

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Can I get an extra hand here?

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That's a very interesting diagram...

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A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"

"Ok", the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.

"Oh, shit Mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops"

WHACK!! - He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice,

"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

I don't know, Mum", he blubbers, "but it won't be f***ing Coco Pops."

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Dana Carvey Impressions

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I think the #DeleteYourAccount that Hillary tweeted is backfiring on her....

#DeleteYourAccount 2 presidential candidates are currently bickering like children on twitter, folks. USA USA USA!!!

If you're stupid enough to base the most solemn duty of a citizen on a tweet, stop voting and #DeleteYourAccount.

What... With like a cloth? #DeleteYourAccount

Maybe the person who should be in jail for deleting her emails shouldn't be instructing others to "#DeleteYourAccount"

Hilary and Trump are having a Twitter feud. These people are in the running to run our country. We're screwed. #DeleteYourAccount

Can't wait for Trump's next brilliant comeback..."I know you are, but what am I?" #DeleteYourAccount

Poor Donald...
Sitting there...
Alone...
Stubby mini fingers a blur trying to come back from
#DeleteYourAccount
 

I guess it's official...choices! #DeleteYourAccount vine.co/v/e29UtmdHQ6p

#DeleteYourAccount like Donald deleted the last ounce of dignity the @GOP had?

#DeleteYourAccount Hillary #DeleteYourCampaign #DeleteYourFakeMarriage #DeleteTheClintonFraudation

#DeleteYourAccount The only thing Hillary is actually qualified to do, delete stuff. #Irony

It's official, this will go down in Twitter Meme history. #DeleteYourAccount

#DeleteYourAccount Wipe the servers, say it was allowed, give em half the emails, #DeleteTheTranscripts, hide the donations, cover it up.

The one thing that all of Twitter can agree on: @realDonaldTrump should delete his account.

Remember, in order to win the presidency you need 270 electoral votes and at least nine "solid Internet owns." #DeleteYourAccount

Our Presidential Candidates are engaged in a twitter war. I can almost guarantee, Hillary has the bigger dick. #DeleteYourAccount

#DeleteYourAccount So is Hillary now offering advice to Trump on getting away with corruption or something?

Before you #DeleteYourAccount, we are going to make sure to save your best tweets..

Y'all know damn well who tweeted #DeleteYourAccount from Hillary's account pic.twitter.com/pWAN701Vbf

Six more months of back and forth insults and ZERO policy substance. #DeleteYourAccount

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[Lucky9teen]

RIGHT INTO D.C.

[mykroar]

Top 3!!! BAM!

[Currentriverrat]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!! ibtp

[Lucky9teen]

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DELETE ACCOUNT? WHA?

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Good Morning!
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[CopperTop]

‘Right-leaning’ is not the same as encouraging traditional family values.

[CopperTop]

Top 10?!?

Happy Friggday!! d:^)

Crap. Wrong cut & paste. Hehehe. d;^)

[YouPosting2Me]

BOOM!

[proudpapa]

Top 10...now what?

[Liberty Valance]

[Izzy Dunne]

I'm ready for OFST !

[Izzy Dunne]

We're ready for OFST!

[Gay State Conservative]

save for later

[Izzy Dunne]

I'm ready for OFST!

[Gay State Conservative]

[mykroar]

During his golfing vacation at Martha's Vineyard - President Obama had been slicing off the tee on every hole.

He asks his Scottish born caddy if he has noticed any obvious reasons for his poor tee shots, to which the caddy replies:

"Aye, there's a piece of shyt on the end of yer driver."

The President picks up his driver and cleans the club face, at which point the caddy says:

"No, the other end."

[BenLurkin]

Giant meteor has my vote.

[dragonblustar]

[petercooper]

[Heartlander]