[nickcarraway]

[lee martell]

DO NOT HIRE THIS MAN!! (powderkeg)

[Tax-chick]

... when Cox dumped two loads of dirt onto Byrd, pinning him to the ground.

Two loads at once, or was Byrd stuned after the first load?

But seriously, who hasn't wanted to do something like this?

[Gamecock]

Was the boss a Trump supporter?

[Larry Lucido]

Sorry, honey, I’m buried at work.

[Billthedrill]

Hmm, well, burying the boss under two loads of dirt and whacking him with a pipe is not a technique we professional mediators normally recommend in negotiating for that raise.

I'm looking into those eyes, baby...and somebody else is driving...

[headstamp 2]

“Cox told investigators that Byrd had threatened him and ended up on the ground, where Cox says he accidentally buried Byrd’s leg in dirt while reaching for his keys. “

This must be where he attempted to “start” his boss with the 6 foot level.

[doorgunner69]

Variation on Shoot, shovel, shut up?

[DrJeff]

Florida man strikes....again!

[dfwgator]

“What’s your dirt doing in Boss Keane’s ditch?”

[Delta 21]

Accidentally dumped TWO buckets of dirt on him fumbling for his keys?

Damn fool left the 6’ level on top of the cab and it woulda broke when it fell off if’n it hadnt hit the boss square in the head!

[cyclotic]

I was using a Bobcat once and dumped a load of dirt backwards into the cab. Oops

[pilipo]

His solution is for the byrds.

[Clay Moore]

“911 is for when the backhoe won’t start.” JRandomFreeper (RIP)