[Snickering Hound]

He was a good boy and had just graduated high school when the fuzz shot him.

[ken in texas]

You left out “aspiring rapper”. /s

[nopardons]

LOL

[BiggerTigger]

"I wasn't even around when the other gorillas were sold to the zoo,

and yet they all blame me."

[castlegreyskull]

That picture isn’t entirely accurate. The media would use one where the gorilla was far from fully grown.