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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 05/27/2016 5:46:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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Grandma discovers SnapChat
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The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases,
you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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An engineer dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators.
The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"
Satan says, "Hey things are going great.
We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake -- he should never have gone down there!
You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here!"
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."[img=37x31]http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/msn/38.gif[/img]
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"
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That's one upset customer (mind the language)
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Potty Mouth Bird
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst
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To: Lucky9teen
And the challenge is issued...
Raiders of the Lost Beer
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posted on
05/27/2016 5:48:10 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: Lucky9teen
Top 5?!? Happy Friggday and long live the “Junk Drawer”!! d:^)
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posted on
05/27/2016 5:48:54 AM PDT
by
CopperTop
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 6amgelsmama; 88keys; ...
SUMMER IS HERE
SO NO MATTER WHAT YOU HAVE PLANNED
MAKE TIME FOR
CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST
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posted on
05/27/2016 5:49:55 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/27/2016 5:50:41 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Vote for your guns!)
To: Lucky9teen
Top 10....
Now it’s a good day.
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posted on
05/27/2016 5:50:46 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Her name is no longer is Hillary. It's Hilarity. Try it on for size, it's fun to say)
To: Lucky9teen
To Live and Die in Beer (L.A.)
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posted on
05/27/2016 5:51:08 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/27/2016 5:51:58 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/27/2016 5:52:52 AM PDT
by
Dacula
(Southern lives matter!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/27/2016 5:53:37 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/27/2016 5:55:56 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Her name is no longer is Hillary. It's Hilarity. Try it on for size, it's fun to say)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/27/2016 6:00:42 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: Lucky9teen
Smokey and the Beer
Monty Python's Life of Beer
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posted on
05/27/2016 6:04:56 AM PDT
by
mykroar
("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
To: Lucky9teen
Gone with the Beer
Star Beer or Beer Wars
Lawrence of Beer or Beer of Arabia
Beer vs Superman
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posted on
05/27/2016 6:05:09 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: Lucky9teen
Creature From The Beer Lagoon.
The Good The Bad and The Beer.
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posted on
05/27/2016 6:08:04 AM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(We have leaped off the cliff toward madness and we are still falling...)
To: Lucky9teen
Beerdock Saints
A Beer Called Wanda or A Fish Called Beer
Way Of The Beer
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posted on
05/27/2016 6:10:03 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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