It is often said,
That Mister Laz,
Is fit as fiddle,
And a 6-pack, he has.
But his fiddle is busted,
And played by a dreg,
And on his belly,
He wears a beer keg.
BURMA SHAVE
If you’re dumb
But still the looker
You can always
Be a hooker.
BURMA SHAVE