Lazamataz has
A six-pack like Sly Stallone
In Rocky XL.
Burma Shave.
It is often said,
That Mister Laz,
Is fit as fiddle,
And a 6-pack, he has.
But his fiddle is busted,
And played by a dreg,
And on his belly,
He wears a beer keg.
BURMA SHAVE