To: rickmichaels
The title alone made me LOL.
2 posted on
05/23/2016 6:16:45 PM PDT by
rdl6989
To: rickmichaels
3 posted on
05/23/2016 6:18:22 PM PDT by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - Luke, 22:36)
To: rickmichaels
Humor about Mooslims!
Das ist verboten!
4 posted on
05/23/2016 6:18:41 PM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
("During a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act" --George Orwell)
To: rickmichaels
"Business is only going to go down hill for them if it hasn't already," one man said. Wishful thinking by this lib or Muslim.
It was brilliant advertising. ....as long as he keeps his head.
5 posted on
05/23/2016 6:22:34 PM PDT by
Mr. Mojo
To: rickmichaels
I’ve joked that we should require people wanting to fly on planes to choose between eating a ham sandwich or drinking a glass of wine.
6 posted on
05/23/2016 6:23:21 PM PDT by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: rickmichaels
Bacon also reduces the odds that you are a rabbi.
8 posted on
05/23/2016 6:32:27 PM PDT by
Sivad
(NorCal red turf.)
To: rickmichaels
To: rickmichaels
OK, that’s funny right there. And great marketing, because if I read that sign I’d be in line for his...mmm...bacon...
To: rickmichaels
#1 ~ >>>’Eating two strips of Rapley’s award-winning bacon for breakfast reduces your chance of being a suicide bomber by 100 per cent,’ the sign read. ~ <<<
Recognize his genius for what it is, Rapley is Heroic!
Any friend of his would be a friend of mine...
12 posted on
05/23/2016 6:34:41 PM PDT by
heterosupremacist
("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." Thomas Jefferson)
To: rickmichaels
I guess the joke bombed. 🙄 .... rolling my eyes at myself. Wasn't there an actual Muslim stand-up comedian who made light fun of Islam? The poor guy is probably dead by now.
To: rickmichaels
Using it as bookmarks works well too
14 posted on
05/23/2016 6:39:19 PM PDT by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: rickmichaels
Not a speck of false advertising here! Well done and memorable! Sellers of all kinds of products and services can paraphrase this to good effect. You can be sure that CAIR will object to this truth.
To: rickmichaels
Carpet bomb them with bacon bits. ;-)
16 posted on
05/23/2016 6:40:51 PM PDT by
r_barton
(GO TRUMP!!!)
To: rickmichaels
To protect public health everyone must eat bacon
21 posted on
05/23/2016 7:04:08 PM PDT by
Ray76
(Judge Roy Moore for Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States)
To: rickmichaels
I think all airplanes should be carrying bacon and pork products like a fire extinguisher!
24 posted on
05/23/2016 7:15:22 PM PDT by
US_MilitaryRules
(The last suit you wear has no pockets!)
To: rickmichaels
26 posted on
05/23/2016 7:23:41 PM PDT by
MCH
To: rickmichaels
Uh uh. I know many Muslims who are secret lovers of bacon and ham.
31 posted on
05/24/2016 8:10:41 PM PDT by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
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