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1 posted on 05/23/2016 6:15:17 PM PDT by rickmichaels
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The title alone made me LOL.


2 posted on 05/23/2016 6:16:45 PM PDT by rdl6989
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3 posted on 05/23/2016 6:18:22 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - Luke, 22:36)
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Humor about Mooslims!

Das ist verboten!


4 posted on 05/23/2016 6:18:41 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("During a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act" --George Orwell)
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"Business is only going to go down hill for them if it hasn't already," one man said.

Wishful thinking by this lib or Muslim.

It was brilliant advertising. ....as long as he keeps his head.

5 posted on 05/23/2016 6:22:34 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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I’ve joked that we should require people wanting to fly on planes to choose between eating a ham sandwich or drinking a glass of wine.


6 posted on 05/23/2016 6:23:21 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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Bacon also reduces the odds that you are a rabbi.


8 posted on 05/23/2016 6:32:27 PM PDT by Sivad (NorCal red turf.)
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Islam is not a race.


9 posted on 05/23/2016 6:34:03 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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OK, that’s funny right there. And great marketing, because if I read that sign I’d be in line for his...mmm...bacon...


11 posted on 05/23/2016 6:34:40 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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#1 ~ >>>’Eating two strips of Rapley’s award-winning bacon for breakfast reduces your chance of being a suicide bomber by 100 per cent,’ the sign read. ~ <<<

Recognize his genius for what it is, Rapley is Heroic!

Any friend of his would be a friend of mine...


12 posted on 05/23/2016 6:34:41 PM PDT by heterosupremacist ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." Thomas Jefferson)
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I guess the joke bombed. 🙄 .... rolling my eyes at myself. Wasn't there an actual Muslim stand-up comedian who made light fun of Islam? The poor guy is probably dead by now.
13 posted on 05/23/2016 6:39:16 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (God bless the United States of America)
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Using it as bookmarks works well too


14 posted on 05/23/2016 6:39:19 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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Not a speck of false advertising here! Well done and memorable! Sellers of all kinds of products and services can paraphrase this to good effect. You can be sure that CAIR will object to this truth.


15 posted on 05/23/2016 6:40:35 PM PDT by Seeing More Clearly Now
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Carpet bomb them with bacon bits. ;-)


16 posted on 05/23/2016 6:40:51 PM PDT by r_barton (GO TRUMP!!!)
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To protect public health everyone must eat bacon


21 posted on 05/23/2016 7:04:08 PM PDT by Ray76 (Judge Roy Moore for Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States)
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I think all airplanes should be carrying bacon and pork products like a fire extinguisher!


24 posted on 05/23/2016 7:15:22 PM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (The last suit you wear has no pockets!)
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LOL!!


26 posted on 05/23/2016 7:23:41 PM PDT by MCH
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Uh uh. I know many Muslims who are secret lovers of bacon and ham.


31 posted on 05/24/2016 8:10:41 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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