Tell you what. You argue with the statement on your own profile page - which is at complete odds with the statements you are making here, both in general and in detail - and I’ll get the popcorn.
The statements on my profile page do not address a twerp that refuses to comply with the dress code of his High School graduation.
Get a Grip.
I hope you didn’t burn your microwave popcorn.
The smell is bad enough without that.