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1 posted on 05/19/2016 8:32:23 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: SunkenCiv

ping


2 posted on 05/19/2016 8:36:49 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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3 posted on 05/19/2016 8:44:22 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: BenLurkin

Popularly known as the “Obama hole” to ancient Egyptians.


4 posted on 05/19/2016 8:50:17 AM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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To: BenLurkin

How do they know it was for taxes?

I’ll bet it was a tip calculator.


5 posted on 05/19/2016 8:55:01 AM PDT by Balding_Eagle ( The Great Wall of Trump ---- 100% sealing of the border. Coming soon.)
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To: BenLurkin

The ancient technique is the same as the modern technique.

To wit:

1) How much did you make?

2) Send it in.


8 posted on 05/19/2016 9:26:04 AM PDT by TruthInThoughtWordAndDeed (Yahuah Yahusha)
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“In other news, Chief Tax Collector Imhotep announced that the new Nilometer temple sites will be located 10 rods beneath the surface of the ground to protect them from sandstorms. When asked if that would have the unintentional effect of enhancing revenue during the flooding season Chief Tax Collector Imhotep ordered 40 lashes for the reporter.”


11 posted on 05/19/2016 5:07:39 PM PDT by GenXteacher (You have chosen dishonor to avoid war; you shall have war also.)
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