| Folks, the scandals that surround Ted Cruz never end! In a exclusive scoop, Free Republic has been informed that another National Enquirer story will appear on the news stand tomorrow. Hard to believe, but a photo has been found linking not only Oswald to Rafael Cruz, but also to Ted Cruz and Amanda Carpenter. In a late night press conference, Ted Cruz said that Trump's sidekick, Roger Stone, was up to his dirty tricks. Said Lyin' Ted, "To insinuate that Amanda and I were present in New Orleans in 1963 is a culture of corruption deception by Donald Trump. I smell a rat, and I still refuse to copulate with it." But the National Enquirer said that Ted and Amanda loaned Michael J. Fox's DeLorean to take a trip back in time to try and stop Cruz's Dad, Rafael, from passing out leaflets with Oswald. Fortunately the time travel was captured by an old Kodak camera establishing the link between Ted, his Dad, and Amanda Carpenter with the Kennedy Assassination. |
